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Wednesday, January 30, 2008
![]() He's such a goof. The child doesn't take a 'regular' picture. You know the kind with smile? No. He only takes funny face pics. But if we're sneaky enough, sometimes we can catch him off guard and get a good shot. He was a big baby. 8 lbs 6 oz...and 3 weeks EARLY. And he hasn't stopped being a big boy since. He weighed 18 lbs at 3 months. My oldest son weighed that at 1 year! He's almost always the tallest kid in his class and he's almost always the smartest. For those of you who haven't read my Rader stories, feel free to browse. They're entertaining. My particular favorites are:My child is special...there is no doubt about that. Happy Birthday, Rader! Labels: birthdays, celebration, the kids Tuesday, January 29, 2008
![]() Today, I get my author photos taken. How cool is that? These photos will be in my author promo kit the publisher will be sending out to booksellers, etc. You know, to create buzz. So my picture has to be buzz-inspiring. I could wear a bee costume. Of course then I would just look like the "bee girl" from that Blind Melon video, all growed up. I'm not sure that's the kind of buzz I want to create. (btw, I loved that video and I related so much to bee girl when that song came out. I wonder whatever happened to her) Anyway, stay tuned for some pics. Probably, I'll have you guys vote...and maybe I'll listen. You never know with me. Here enjoy the video while you wait... Labels: misc., writing, you tube Sunday, January 27, 2008
We had open house today at Catholic High. My baby is going to be a freshman in high school next year. I'm a little sad. The dress code is slacks, button down collared shirt, and tie. So we made him wear the "uniform" to the open house today. His first tie. Awwwww. He seemed to really like the school, despite his reluctance to communicate with words. I know that teens go through this period where the revert back to grunting Cro-Magnons, but I'm ready for us to move past the grunt and back to the land of words. Maybe soon, we'll see a real transformation. But right now, I'll just have to be satisfied that we're making forward progress. Here is a picture of where we are now: Mouth-breathing Cro-Magnon![]() Labels: the kids Saturday, January 26, 2008
![]() See what conditions I have to work under? Revisions will never get done if I continue to be micromanaged like this. Labels: the 4-legged family members, writing Friday, January 25, 2008
It's just a little bit of sleet. It's not even sticking. The city workers can de-ice the bridges and overpasses if we're not all on the damn freeway. I bet money the s tores have been wiped clean of their milk and bread. Because, as you all know, we can't have sleet or snow without an ample supply of milk and bread.Especially since it's only supposed to be 54 degrees tomorrow. We may be stuck inside Forever. *rolling eyes* Labels: idiots, misc., the kids, wtf
Run over to read her story at the Titlewave blog! It's a great story with a fabulous HEA! Maria...you rock!Labels: celebration, friends, life doesn't suck Thursday, January 24, 2008
can't spill the beans yet, but I am happy. stay tuned... Labels: friends, life doesn't suck
Almost completely mastered. The only thing I didn't finish was laundry, and since that's really Fishdog's job, any laundry I actually do is a bonus. Fishdog needs to snap to it. I really don't have anything interesting to blog about today. Rader hasn't said anything super out there, Ian's actually doing his homework right now and I haven't been called to any school conferences in almost 2 weeks, Ruby is still cute, Pete loves having Ruby around, Ginger is still pissed off about Ruby and Hector could give 2 shits about anyone but Hector. He is Supreme Ruler, after all. Okay, here's something: ![]() Am I the only person in the world who hadn't heard of this super berry named the Acai berry? Apparently it's all the supplemental rage right now. Even Vitaminwater's XXX drink has Acai in it. I'm also the only person who hadn't heard of the drink MonaVie which is apparently a vile tasting super antioxidant vitamin drink. Anyone out there tried it? Do you really feel differently? And can someone tell me why I'm the last person on earth to hear about this super product? Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Cake, I tell you. Cake. I made it to the gym this morning. One more day to go to meet my goal of 3 days this week. Maybe I'll do a bonus 4th day just cuz I'm feeling good. On my list of things to do today: Work on manuscript Buy a corkboard Buy cake mix for school fundraiser Do laundry and clean kitchen On a sad note, I'm just sick about the death of Heath Ledger. Sigh. Not only was he beautiful to look at, but he was a brilliant, young actor and father. Anyway, I know there is death everyday and we put celebrities up on a ridiculously high pedestal and it seems weird to mourn a man that I never knew. But honestly, he seemed like a good egg--like he was one of the actors who could redeem Hollywood to some extent. Labels: friends, goals, misc., writing Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Today, I have a hair appointment. Then I need to come home and work on my manuscript. I had planned to go to the gym today, but I'm a little sore from yesterday's workout, so I may not make it. My fitness goals for the year are going well. I've had a couple of setbacks, but overall, I've lost a little over 10% toward my goal. I feel great. I've actually cut out coffee and diet sodas. It's been over two weeks since I've had either. I didn't really mean to cut them out, it just happened. So, I'm going with it. Reading wise, I've been chipping away at my RITA books. My stack is interesting and I'm hoping that I'll discover at least one new author...if not more. What's going on in your life today? Anything fun? Special? Nothing at all? Happy Tuesday, y'all. Labels: exercise, misc., writing Monday, January 21, 2008
![]() We see this dude every year and this year I finally got my picture with him. Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure we accomplished 6 out of the 7 deadly sins...Wrath being the only sin left out in the rain. Sorry, Wrath. We were having too much fun. Maybe next time. ![]() I won a couple of races, but I didn't come away any richer. Sigh. One of these days... ![]() We met our obligatory drunk cowboy. Happens. Every. Year. This year's cowboy was great. His name was Tim and he works on an oil rig off the coast of South America somewhere and he told us that he would totally go up in space and drill into a meteor in order to save the earth. Bruce Willis just cowboyed up. LOL ![]() Anyway, a good time was had by all. I'm ready to go back again...after I get over the sting of my empty pockets. Labels: friends, life doesn't suck Friday, January 18, 2008
What's going on? you ask. Well, it's opening day at Oaklawn! We're taking our yearly jaunt to the horse races. That's right: today is vajority day out. ![]() It's as cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra here today--19 degrees as I'm typing this. Hopefully the sun will come out and cast its warming glow of approval on our day of sin. If not, we'll just stay inside and drink tea. *snort* Anyway, you bitches try to have fun without me. If you behave, I'll even place a bet in your honor. If you don't behave, I'll be sure to spank you good and proper when I return. That means no parties. Undertood? Ciao. Labels: friends, fun, life doesn't suck, vajority night Thursday, January 17, 2008
The form is like an extended resume. Where have you worked? Are you a full time writer, if not, what's your day job, blah blah blah. Then I get to the question about stuff I do in my spare time. Anything I'm enthusiastic about. Interests, hobbies... And it hits me. When did I become so boring? Holy shit! I. Am. Boring! I blame the kids. They did this to me ![]() I'm totally gonna get myself a hobby. No knitting, cuz well, I just don't get that. And I tried it once and I promise you, I gave failure a new definition. I love to make jewelry, but I haven't done that in a while, so can I still call it a hobby? I used to take pictures (real ones) and lots of them, but I've forgotten everything I ever learned about photography that didn't include auto-focus. Until I find my real hobby, this is what I told them: Is laying in the sun on a pontoon boat in the middle of a lake a hobby? I enthusiastically support it becoming a hobby if it isn't considered one already. It is my favorite summer past time.So this is the year I get a hobby and you guys are gonna help me find it. Got it? Now, talk amongst yourselves. Wednesday, January 16, 2008
You take a chance when you name someone in a blog, because people google themselves or their friends/family google them. And you have to decide if this is someone you possibly want to reconnect with or not. I had no problem reconnecting with Denton, so on the off chance he might find me, I named him. Denton and I stayed pals throughout high school, even after he moved away from Bryant to Searcy. He joined the Marine Corps and we still stayed in touch. The last time I saw Denton was 10 years ago at our 10 year high school reunion. If you haven't figured out where this post is going, then you're too slow to be reading my blog. Go away. Anyway, Denton contacted me the other day. We emailed and chatted on the phone and I figure we'll meet for lunch sometime soon. Little known facts about the 9th grade love affair between Melissa McKenzie and Denton McDonald.
In honor of this nostalgic moment, I give you: Spandau Ballet Labels: misc., nostalgia, secrets Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Anyway, here are the rules: Link to the person who tagged you; Leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours;Post the rules on your blog; Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog; Tag 7 random people at the end of your post; Include links to their blogs;Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog. 7 Random Facts About Mel Francis: 1. My current guilty pleasure is the soundtrack from Music & Lyrics. The song Pop! Goes My Heart is quickly becoming my favorite song. 2. I saw Cinderella in concert at least 5 times in the 90s. Maybe more. I lost count. (ETA: I thought Tom Keifer was one of the most beautiful men in the world. His only flaw? He was too short.)3. I totally made out with my boyfriend in the sheep barn at the Arkansas State Fair when I was in 9th grade. 4. My dream was to be a soap star. (Not kidding here. Meg Ryan was a soap star once, dammit) 5. My first kiss was the summer between 6th and 7th grade on a raft in the middle of a lake. 6. At one time, I wanted to name a daughter Mandolin Rain, after the song. (good thing I only had boys, eh?) 7. Tomato soup is my favorite soup of all time. I don't like raw tomatoes. I tag: Robyn, Gwen, Killer and Liz (both of you!), Naughty Kate, Kwana, & last but not least, Fishdog Labels: tag Monday, January 14, 2008
Actually, I was all better yesterday...but I was so tired of sitting that I literally worked on the house from sun-up to sun-down. Fishdog gives a play-by-play on his blog. Don't feel like you need to rush right over there and check it out. You've got time. He probably won't post again for a month. Today, I finish cleaning and hanging pictures and blinds, while I wait to hear from fab editor to see if she liked my inspired changes. This week's checklist:
What do you guys have going on? Anything fun? Labels: misc. Saturday, January 12, 2008
I am still running a fever today, but I've managed to eat some soup and drink some Gatorade, so I'm on the mend. Unfortunately, I'm watching some shit Lifetime Movie now. I need to send Fishdog to Blockbuster for me. Labels: sick Friday, January 11, 2008
Only to come home and commence sickage. I am such a baby. And I was just sick over Christmas week, so shouldn't I be give a bug break? I think so...but no. What really sucks is that nobody's here to baby me. I don't need an audience, but it is nice when there is someone here who can bring me a sprite or go get the kids. Well, a friend of mine is picking up the kids today, which is good, because I'm so lightheaded I wouldn't be able to drive. But I still really want a sprite. :( Dear Bug Faeries, I've had enough of the illnesses. Thanks. Go bother another household. Preesh. -Mel Labels: sick Thursday, January 10, 2008
![]() So after my Math Destruction last night and again this morning...and after my parent-teacher conference today...I needed a bit of the vino. I was very excited to discover it was wine day. I asked wine store dude if he could guide me to the Zolo Malbec (a wine from Argentina) and he regretted to inform me that they could not get Zolo due to the distributor they use. Whatevah. But, wine store dude was on top of things. He quickly offered up an alternative. WSD: the Pileta 39 is a fantastic Malbec. And it is Argentinean as well. Me: Hmmm (not really caring WHERE it comes from. Just wanting it to be good) ![]() WSD: Yes. It is always a 3 bottle buy for me. Me: Hmmm. So, I pick up a couple. Dear Wine Store Dude, You are the fuckin' bomb. Thank you. Me Labels: life doesn't suck, wine
I have a hate, hate relationship with all things algebra... I consider algebra and anything related to it, a form of torture.The first C I ever made was in 8th grade...when we started the unit on algebra. In 9th grade, I made my first D on a test...in algebra. I never failed but I can honestly say it's the only class I've ever taken in which I felt like a failure. Fast forward to college. If I graduated by a certain year, I wouldn't have to take college algebra, only intermediate algebra. My guidance counselor and I worked out my credits, figured out what I would need to graduate without having to subject myself to a full semester of torture...and when it came time to graduate, I was 3 hours short. Which meant, I was 6 hours short because I would have to take college algebra to graduate. It took me two attempts. I dropped the first class because the teacher didn't teach it in a way that I could understand it. (okay, I STILL don't understand it, but he never taught me to a point that I could at least fake my way through.) Finally, I found the right teacher, signed up, and made it through College Algebra with a C. Whoot! May as well have been a 110% as far as I was concerned. Fast forward to last night. Fishdog is in Oxford. My brother is at home 20 minutes away...and I'm here with Ian, almost in tears. He has 50 algebra problems (don't even get me started on the amount of homework, which I believe is outrageous) and he was told that the homework counts as a test grade. Yeah, I'm about to freaking cry. I emailed my brother a sampling of the problems and he called me and tried to teach me how to do them over the phone. This is 8th grade pre-algebra y'all, and I was nearly having a panic attack. Every bad memory, every horrid feeling of inadequacy came rushing back. I felt like such an idiot. Somehow, my brother finally helped me to see the light, so I helped Ian as best I could. We worked until 10:30 last night. Watching him was like watching myself. It's a shame that I've passed him the anti-algebra part of my brain. We didn't even finish half of the homework. I think we managed 25 problems. So we got up this morning and did another 15. I sent a note to the teacher explaining that we did work very hard on the homework but we were unable to complete all 50 problems and I asked her not to write Ian up, give him a mark, or a warning, or punish him in any way. How sad is that? Thank God algebra was not in my life plan. I'm pretty sure it's not in Ian's either... Labels: homework, i need a drink, the kids Monday, January 07, 2008
I know, my lack of words is a shock to those of you who know me. Go ahead; take a moment to write this date down. January 7, 2008: Mel Francis was speechless. Hah. I really didn't say I was speechless. I said I had nothing valuable to say. There is a difference. I can talk all damn day about nothing if I need to. Today I spoke to both my fab agent and my fab editor. That was pretty cool. Ian started his stint at Sylvan Learning Centers today. I'll let you know how that goes. Rader said his tongue looked normal all day. I think maybe he was disappointed that it no longer looked like Leatherface. I for one, am relieved. Fishdog is going to Oxford this week. You guys take him out for a beer and get him on the soccer fields. Oh! I got notification that I get to judge the RITAs this year. Now that is pretty cool. My first year as a "Published Author" so I get to judge the published books. Rockin'! Hm. That's really it, unless you wanna hear about the lawn guys who spent 2 hours next door blowing leaves and it was loud as shit because it was 75 degrees here and we had our windows open and the damn dogs barked at them the entire time. Yeah, that was fun. Love y'all. Maybe I'll have a real blog tomorrow. Labels: misc. Sunday, January 06, 2008
I tell you all this as a set up. Since I wrote that first, now defunct story, I have only had a few days of uber-writing success--where when I sit down to write, the story flows like it was meant to--and I just can't stop. One time, I had written 25 pages, and my computer battery died...and I couldn't recover the work. So, I plugged my computer back up, and rewrote those pages. It was one of the hardest days I had ever had...and one of the most successful. Yesterday, was another one of those successes. It was amazing and tiring and by the time it was over, I was absolutely spent. I honestly had a hard time moving from my chair--of course, after 14 hours at the computer, with very few breaks, it tends to be hard to move. My editor sent me my revision letter on Friday. She has such an amazing eye, I honestly got so lucky when she picked my story because she absolutely gets this story. Anyway, I was reading the letter and something wasn't quite right, but I couldn't put my finger on it. She was suggesting I add another vampire character to up the suspense...but I kept thinking another character would change the entire story and I wasn't sure if that was the right thing to do. Then the right thing hit me in the head like a ton of bricks. I couldn't believe that I hadn't done this from the beginning! It was so obvious! And it would address the need for a little more suspense and it would make the book soooo much better. So I started revising...20 hours total: 5 hours Friday night and 14 on Saturday. By 9:30 last night, I had my revised story. And I was energized and exhausted. Today, I'm printing out the story and reading it from front to back. I'm going to tweak and smooth and send it to Maria's daughter to read. And hopefully, by the end of this week, I'll be sending this off to fabulous editor...BEFORE my deadline. Can you see me smiling? Labels: break throughs, writing Saturday, January 05, 2008
Friday, January 04, 2008
![]() R: Mom? How does the back of my tongue look? (sticks tongue out) Me: Um. Like a tongue? (there really is no correct answer here, just so you know) R: Weird. Cuz earlier today, it looked like Leatherface. WTF?
Vajority: The majority of women. As in: The vajority will vote for Hillary in 2008. So, thanks to Feisty's fabulous suggestion, I'm taking vajority to the HNL ( 'hole nubba lebel). From now on, we're no longer going to have Girl's Night Out. Oh no. It's Vajority Night. C'mon ladies! Sing with me.
Labels: HNL, misc., vajority night, wtf Thursday, January 03, 2008
The kids are at school. I've already been to the gym. Fishdog is at school for Lunchroom duty. (LOL) And now, I'm going to write. I love starting a new story--it really is my favorite part of writing because anything goes. No Rules; just Write. It's fun to discover new characters, find their voice and discover the voice of the book. So, I'm going to write on Back to Blue until I get word from my editor on Bite Me! And I'll enjoy meeting these new people...and I'll probably really like them until about page 100 when the writing gets tough. Funny how that always seems to happen. Wednesday, January 02, 2008
All was right in the world. This year, Fishdog and I are working from home. First of all, we're trying to adjust to being at home all day together. It's not been difficult really, because he's downstairs, I'm upstairs, and we only see each other when we make an effort. Fishdog does seem to have a problem with stopping work. He has always been a bit of a workaholic, but he tended to come home around 7 most nights and if he needed to go back to work, he wouldn't until after the kids go to bed. Now that his office is in the house, he seems to have lost that ability to leave the office. That might end up being a problem eventually....but that is NOT the point of this post. The kids are. They have been home for 2 weeks now and we've been shut up in the house with them. It was rainy for several days, and now it's bitterly cold. They won't go outside! And they are driving us insane! The funny thing is, I was convinced they went back to school on Monday, so I have been counting down the days. Fishdog said he thought they went back the 3rd, which is tomorrow, but I was convinced it was the 7th. Thank God I was wrong. They go back tomorrow. They aren't at all pleased about this fact, but I am jumping for joy. I need my routine back; especially since I have one more (small, I hope) round of revisions to do on Bite Me! Go back to school, my little ones, so I can tolerate your Tuesday, January 01, 2008
My intention is to post updates and mark off the checklist when I complete each item. What are your goals? Resolutions? Or are you in the 'fuck it. live and let live' camp? Last night's soiree (pics in post below) at Birdrunner's place was great. I met her family and discovered her sister Kate reads my blog. (or is it Cate? Never got around to proper name spelling in our conversations. Of course, if Kate had realized she'd be mentioned in my blog, she might've told me her name was Marvin. I can spell Marvin.) Too bad Stinkydog wasn't there. Sorry to disappoint, but there wasn't one drunk in the group. Kinda disconcerting actually. No fun drunk pics. Oh well. For those of you wondering, yes, I made it to midnight. Barely. I was zombie-like and talking nonstop to keep myself awake. Happy New Year guys. Maybe I'll be witty and fun in 2008 and totally worth reading. Or not. Whatever. Just shut up and read anyway.
New Year: Labels: family, friends, holidays
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